We need a Mascot!

Hi folks, I want to be able to launch the site, and start writing some awesome content. Unfortunately, the design isn’t quite there yet. You see, I really want to have a nice mascot for the site. I found some artists throughout the world who were charging about $50 for their services (my budget). Unfortunately, none of those guys worked out.

If you are not a shitty artist, and are willing to create a mascot for this site for about $50, then contact me. If not, I guess I’ll have to launch the site with the shitty logo I made.